You're right, this sounds so much like "Twilight" and it's the only the second chapter! Gehayi's right; this really is "Twilight" gender-swapped.
/> Honor? Really? So we have Ever, Haven, a guy whose name sounds like “Damn August” and now Honor? What the fuck was in the water their parents drank before naming them?/
Unless they wanted to give their children "special" names like celebrities so often do.
I love how Miles, Ever's gay friend, squeals and has a "high-pitched, sing-song" voice. So progressive, aren't you, Ms. Noel? *sarcasm*
And I also love how Haven and Miles are supposed to be Ever's best friends, but so far they've acted like anything but. They've done nothing but drool over Damen at the expense of paying attention to Ever, pressure her to talk to him when she doesn't want to, act like it's such a crime that she's not going gaga over him like they are, and then when she finally does manage to talk to him, complain that she's too awkward and that she's acting like a stalker. Even though, by the way they've been going on about him, *they* could qualify as his stalkers! Pot calling the kettle black anyone?
Man, is this how Lauren felt in "Twilight" when everyone was going crazy over Bella? "Gosh, Lauren, what's *wrong* with you? You don't want to hurry over to Bella and bask in her beauty like the rest of us? Bella, Bella, Bella. We all have to talk about Bella. It doesn't matter that, in the real world, we'd talk about her for a grand total of five minutes before moving on to other topics, she's the only thing worth mentioning. Omigosh, she just looked in my direction! Swoon!"
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/> Honor? Really? So we have Ever, Haven, a guy whose name sounds like “Damn August” and now Honor? What the fuck was in the water their parents drank before naming them?/
Unless they wanted to give their children "special" names like celebrities so often do.
I love how Miles, Ever's gay friend, squeals and has a "high-pitched, sing-song" voice. So progressive, aren't you, Ms. Noel? *sarcasm*
And I also love how Haven and Miles are supposed to be Ever's best friends, but so far they've acted like anything but. They've done nothing but drool over Damen at the expense of paying attention to Ever, pressure her to talk to him when she doesn't want to, act like it's such a crime that she's not going gaga over him like they are, and then when she finally does manage to talk to him, complain that she's too awkward and that she's acting like a stalker. Even though, by the way they've been going on about him, *they* could qualify as his stalkers! Pot calling the kettle black anyone?
Man, is this how Lauren felt in "Twilight" when everyone was going crazy over Bella? "Gosh, Lauren, what's *wrong* with you? You don't want to hurry over to Bella and bask in her beauty like the rest of us? Bella, Bella, Bella. We all have to talk about Bella. It doesn't matter that, in the real world, we'd talk about her for a grand total of five minutes before moving on to other topics, she's the only thing worth mentioning. Omigosh, she just looked in my direction! Swoon!"